The Hammered of Thor

from The Thirst by Dry Heathen

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White lightning cracks the sky
The coming of Thunderer
Frost Giants run and hide
Fearing the kiss of Mjölnir

The rolling wheels
Churn as he rides, Valhalla
The halls of steal
Filled with the mead of the gods

Not a god can match his thirst
Odinson the party beast
Draining cask after cask
Of the highly potent mead

It turned Gilgamesh immortal
It put Van Winkle to his sleep
Thor's draining horn full after horn full
Annihilate sobriety

Now the party starts
Stripper Valkyries
Inviting all the Gods
To the ceremonies
Thor grabbed Palés ass
He out drank Poseidon
He made out with Isis
And stole the belt of Orion

The shikomé bear witness
Next to Hades and hell
As one by one
Each pantheon passes out
Under their drunken spell
"Now's your time!" declares Yakira
We will conquer the mortals
Earth has come undone
The demons open their portals

Not a god can match his thirst
Odinson the party beast
Draining cask after cask
Of the highly potent mead

It turned Gilgamesh immortal
It put Van Winkle to his sleep
Thor's draining horn full after horn full
Annihilate sobriety

Hell's riding to Earth
Only Thor still stands
Wasted on Baccaus' wineskin
The last line of defense
Now Apophis has fallen
Satan has surrendered
As the demons recede back to hell
The Gods wake up, hungover, haggard

Each pantheon descends
Thor is left in battles wake
Unbeknownst how the battle were spent
Thor is left with punishment
"You wasted miscreant"
"You drunk little pup"
"You have made a mess of this world"
"Now clean this shit up!"

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from The Thirst, released February 1, 2019

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